a little tulip baby

purrfectly:

rosesetonfire:

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

eskewcity:

🥺🥺🥺

caixing-sanren:

Sharing this because:

1. Many teachers on this platform would benefit from this info.
2. Many nonteachers need to understand that this will be what their teachers’/teacher friends’ lives consist of for the next year.

justsomeantifas:

s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually:

mariaalenkoshepard:

gallusrostromegalus:

tarantula-veins:

antelopian:

scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat:

captain-snark:

debkorvelus:

huckleberrywine:

rev-another-bondi-blonde:

LOL

We need HOAs or some idiots will paint their house purple or put tractor tires in their front yard.  If you want tractor tires, don’t move to a HOA neighborhood.

I couldn’t even fathom how horrifying it must be to live somewhere there are…purple houses and and yucky stuff in people’s yards. Thank God I don’t have any real problems like that.

listen my Nonna and Nonno live right by a purple house (it’s a nice lilac) and as a kid I was fucking obsessed with it because purple is my favorite color. I’d go nuts whenever we passed by it. Also it had a purple mailbox to match and it blew my mind.

No more HOAs. More purple houses.

imagine trying to control what someone else can do with or on their own property just because you don’t agree with their taste in decor

NO MORE HOAs MORE PURPLE HOUSES

Related, becuase I just had to move:  “just don’t move into an HOA” Do you know what a PAIN IN THE ASS it is to find NON-HOA Housing? Very nearly everything in the CO front range that isn’t a rental has an HOA these days!

Short list of the Shit the HOA at my pervious house tried to pull:

• Banning personal and community food gardens (The reason the tag for my garden is “The garden of earthly HOA violations”)
• Banning people from using thier personal yards as Native Plant Restoration microzones, something that looks gorgeous and is extremely helpful to the local ecology
• trying to get the city council to remove protections on adjacent city Open Space/Native Plant restoration zone so they could mow it.
• mandating the use of ONE landscaping company in the neighborhood, coinicdentally owned by the HOA president’s son
• Mandating the use of an unecessary water purification company on all properties.
• suing city animal control for collecting lose dogs and cats and returning them to the addresses on thier collars.  You know. that thing animal control does so the animals don’t get run over or disemboweled by the coyotes or catch and spread rabies.  The thing that’s illegal to let your pet do out here for those reasons Karen.
• Suing the city council to remove a city bus stop in the neighborhood that was heavily used by many residents.  They damn near got away with it becuase the HOA meetings were always in the middle of the day on a weekday.  You know, when the residents that use that stop are working.
• Sending people letters threatening to fine them for having “Out Of Season” holiday decor.  Specifically targeting my Indian neighbors who were celebrating Diwali, not Christmas and the Jews with visible Menorahs.
• Fining people for doing thier own appliance and car repair on thier own personal property
• Fining people for operating a business out of thier house, specifically targeting a disabled neighbor that does comission tailoring and garment repair out of her home.  never bothered a soul except the one snoopy bitch who didn’t like that her clients were allowed to park in the tailor’s designated and otherwise unused parking space.
• Trying to fine a neighbor for flying a Pride Flag

HOAs are invasive, bigoted, corrupt and cruel institutions that should never have been allowed to be created.  If you live in and HOA area, showing up at the meetings to tell people what the fuck is wrong with them, Joining your HOA board to protect your neighbors and possibly organize the dissolution of the HOA is one of the best things you can do to protect the marginalized members of your community.

FUCK HOAs AND LONG LIVE THE PURPLE HOUSES AND TRACTOR-TIRE GARDENS OF THE WORLD.

Are y'all telling me this shit is actually LEGAL?

Here’s how to get an HOA to leave you and your purple house tf alone

cant stop thinking about this post. 😔

sadhoc:

sadhoc:

bastard’s degree

bastard of sciences

doubleca5t:

coy-wolves:

cacty:

whotold:

expertcosmotips:

if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die

holy shit. the anti-rape fandom is just so violent

anti-rape fandom

fandom

f….a………..n….d…o……..m

“the anti-rape fandom” is the funniest combination of words ever written on tumblr and I will not hear otherwise

yourfriendlylocalbogbody:

sonic-wildfire:

beeftart:

shayhammowolf:

beeftart:

lions are like transgendering lol

Explain

LOL theyre just transgedering :)

Game over, Republicans

TRANS PRIDE